Megaquake

The good news is that Brittany Murphy isn't dead. I hadn't seen her in a while and was getting worried.

The bad news is that she's still making it into movies from time to time.

MEGAQUAKE is a SyFy original disaster movie. A mining operation triggers a quake that threatens to tear the country in half. Its up to Brittany and her Scooby gang to stop it.

Its so bad through and through. Every second that she's on the screen is an insult to every legitimate actor out there. Its a crying shame.

I kept hoping that the earthquake would hit Brittany dead-center, and tear her in half. Then those halves could be disposed of separately by two different people who take a solemn oath to never reveal to anyone else, or each other, where and how they disposed of each other. To be safe, they should then kill themselves in order to prevent the two parts from ever being reunited thereby bringing back to life, and the screen, the travesty of Brittany Murphy as an actress.